The Curse

How would you feel if you were driving leisurely, just enjoying the scenery, even singing to the music of the when suddenly a car out of nowhere appears and cuts you off !!! P@#* What the F*** do you think you’re doing A**hole !!!!!!!!!! Mabangga ka sana !!!!!

Wouldn’t you be cursing him too the same way that I did?

I was driving in Corniche on my way to M’s place to give the laptop that I just had reformatted. I was careful not to drive fast since I had food in the passenger seat and I didn’t want food spilling all over the seat covers. I had spilled sinigang before and even after so many weeks, my car reeked of sinigang whenever I would enter it.

Damn that driver. He must be in real hurry or maybe out of his mind.

But when I came nearer the stoplight, I saw that there was an accident, and yes! It was the same car that cut me off. Bigla tuloy akong kinabahan at baka effective ang aking sumpa?

The photo is not the car I cursed. This is just shown for dramatic purposes.

I felt guilty for uttering the words I said earlier.

 

INCONSIDERATE ACQUAINTANCE

I usually sleep early during Friday nights since it was a practice of mine to sleep late during Wednesday nights and Thursday nights for I had no work the next day, but Friday night meant that I had work the next day so I sleep early para fresh and tight ang aking skin the next day. But around 10:30pm an Inconsiderate Acquaintance called me, I wonder who gave him my number and asked if he could come and copy movies from me. WHAT !!!!!!  At that hour? I told him sorry I had work the next day and had to sleep.

I thought that was the end of the story.

Inconsiderate Acquaintance called me around the same time again last night, and this time I recognized the number and didn’t bother to answer anymore. Pero he was persistent ha? Inconsiderate Acquaintance kept calling and kept calling. He called first time around 10:15pm, then again at 10:20pm then again at 10:45pm, then again at 11:30pm, then again at 11:45pm, then again at 12:05 am then lastly at 12:35 am.

WHAT WAS HE THINKING ? !!!!!!!!!!

I swear, he is never going to copy any of my movies. 

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ANOTHER ACCIDENT

Meron yata akong moomoo sa haus?

The other day while I was unpacking after getting back from my Riyadh trip, my lampshade burned. Wala naman ibang na-damage. Kaunting vacuum lang ang katapat ng kaunting ash from the burning lampshade. Deadma lang mura lang naman ang lampshade eh.

Pero last night, while I was doing some ironing. Bigla na lang may malakas na bumagsak at nabasag sa room ko din. After inspection, I found out na bumagsak ang picture frame from IKEA. Asar ako kasi sayang naman. Atsaka tinatamad pa akong linisin. Kailan pa ulit ako makakapunta ng IKEA eh sa Riyadh at Jeddah lang may IKEA. Sa Alkhobar, wala. But I checked the nail on the wall, nandun pa rin siya at matibay ang pagkakabit. Ininspeksyon ko rin ang frame and the string, it was still attached. Eh bakit bumagsak ang frame?

Isa lang ang naiisip ko.

May moomoo yata akong kasama sa haus?


UGLY BETTY PINOY STYLE

After months of gruelling auditions all over the Philippines, (as in ginalugad daw talaga ang buong archipelago) and more long months of preparations, a budget that will put Titanic to shame and with a Script that was nominated for a Palanca Award. Hold on to your seats because malapit nang lumabas ang Ugly Betty Pinoy version. Entitled Chaka Berta.

Pinag awayan nila Director Marilou Diaz Abaya, Joel Lamangan, Carlo J. Caparas, Manny Castaneda kung sino ang magdidirek. So naisipan nila na lahat sila magdidirek ng First Ever Filipino Series that has ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox, MTV and even ESPN and CNN begging to have the show on their channel.

Nag-audition ang mga big name stars for the show. Claudine Barretto, Judy Ann Santos, Angel Locsin, Marianne Rivera, Christine Hermosa, Angelica Panganiban but were all turned down when they auditioned for the role of Chaka Berta.

Oprah has called numerous times to have her as a guest in her show, but was turned down. Larry King has appealed personally on air for Chaka Berta’s appearance – also turned down. Several publishing houses are now making their own unauthorized versions of her biography.

Namumukod tangi siya.

The next Big Star.

Ang susunod na bituin na pagkakaguluhan ng mga kalalakihan.

Ang ipangtatapat ng Pilipinas kina Angelina Jolie at Beyonce.

Si Chaka Berta

See posters and Print Ads for details


SEASONS

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The weather is changing. How do I know? I don’t need superpowers to know. Aside from the fact that my nose is all clogged up like rush hour traffic in Baclaran during Wednesdays when I wake up, I have also turned my airconditioner on Low Cool and cranked down the temperature. Giniginaw na ako in the wee hours of the morning, but I’m too lazy to turn the AC off. That’s a sure sign.

Pero aside from the change in the weather, napansin ko there’s a change in me too. Serious itu. See, mayron akong super crush before. Si crush na ito ang tipong nahihiya ako sa kaniya. Hingian lang ako ng yosi eh feeling ko may meaning na kaagad yon? Kapag tinext niya ako eh parang katumbas na ng isang buwang bonus ang natanggap ko? Na parang magugunaw ang mundo ko kung hindi ko siya ma-text kahit once a day? Ganung tipo. May mga friends akong takang-taka sa akin kung bakit ko siya crush pero mayroon din namang agree. Pero itong si crush na ito, super hoping ako na may future. Dinadasalan ko iyan sa gabi. Picture niya ang huli kong nakikita bago ako matulog, and iyon ulit ang una kong makikita when I wake up. Overacting nga ako eh. Nagpaplano na ako ng mga pangalan ng aming mga magiging anak. The vacations we would take together. Honeymooning in Phuket and Koh Samui.

But just like any other fantasy, my fantasy ended. The fantasy ended when I realized, Third Party pala ako? So tinigilan ko ang drama. Sawa na akong maging Third Party. Hindi na ako nababagay sa ganung roles. A gusto kong role ay iyong mga Kill Bill roles na pang action na, pero super flawless pa rin ang make up ko and hindi nagugulo ang hair ko. So I moved on. It’s been so long na nga eh. Akala ko me and my ex crush wouldn’t have any communication anymore,  even if I had gone  to Riyadh several times. I never saw ex. Hindi nag-krus ang aming mga daan. I don’t know what ex looks like now. I just hope that ex crush is happy now. And I’m sure hindi naman niya ako naiisip. Siya nga rin hindi ko naiisip eh. Until this morning. I opened my Friendster account and saw that someone added me as a friend. And he waiting for my approval. Sanay na naman ako sa ganun, kasi nga sikat ako eh. Chos! Sinilip ko kung sino. At biglang lumabas sa screen ang familiar face. Ay si ex crush nga. Actually crush ko pa pala siya. Cute pa rin naman siya in a way. Pero just like the season, my feelings changed. Hindi na ako kinikilig at the thought na in-add niya ako? Hindi ako nagkukumahog na i-message siya. And certainly, I didn’t put any other meaning to the act, only that maybe ex crush wants more friends. Pero in fairness in-accept ko naman siya as a Friend sa Friendster. If you want to see, check out my Friendster account, hehehehehe. Then tell me what you think. Ay wag na pala sisikat pa siya. Hahahahaha.

Sometimes even I, am amazed at myself. Probably it’s just normal that people change. I guess the saying is true, that “The only constant thing in this world is change.”

Agree or disagree?


Very Frustrating Weekend

Everything that was supposed to happen over the weekend. Didn’t happen. Super frustrating talaga. But I just chose to shrug all my frustrations and just slept it off. I just thought, sometimes life doesn’t cooperate.

Frustration #1. We were supposed to go to the beach. Didn’t happen. We’ve been talking about it since Tuesday, we all confirmed and we all had different assignments, my assignment were sandwiches, which I made. Ang sarap ng sandwiches ko promise, at pinaghirapan ko pa talagang i-pack in individual wrappers. Pero the guy who had the car didn’t show up. We called him a dozen times, but no reply. He didn’t even bother to call or send a text message to say that he couldn’t come. How long does a call to inform us that he couldn’t come take? Is that so much to ask? Ang manners!!! He even confirmed everything the night before! Kainis di ba?

Frustration #2. R was supposed to come over. Didn’t happen. We spoke and agreed that weekly meetings would be fine. R lived far from me so it wasn’t possible to see each other as often as we wanted but once a week was fine. R called, (at least may manners to call and apologize na hindi siya makakapunta kasi mag shopping daw sila ng Mom and Dad niya) and explained why we couldn’t see each other. I, (played the understanding one – bagay din naman sa akin in fairness) and just hoped for next time.

Frustration #3. To top it all. M called. Hindi ko na inaasahan ito. M always calls, but seldom to never has time to see me. Hindi ko nga maintindihan. I’ve tried to be super-understanding, but naubusan na ako ng pasensya. Kesyo pupunta daw siya sa bahay ko. Tapos when I called, hindi naman sinasagot ang phone? Ano yun? 10:30 pm, while I was getting ready to sleep, M calls, asar ako! I didn’t answer the call, Ganti lang di ba? Afterwards nag text. Nakatulog daw siya and naka silent daw ang phone. Galeng mag excuse di ba?

Nakakapagod din ang ma frustrate! Frustrated in all aspects.

Sa aking frustration, nag picture ako.

 

 Sweet ako dito.

Magpamewang talaga.

 Change attire naman. Aminin natin oily ako dito Hahahahaha

 Formal Attire naman.

Like ko ang shot na ito.

Winter Attire naman para maiba.

Pawis na pawis na ako niyan.

Nakakapagod ang Photo Shoot. This is me with Photographer Albert.


Hello WordPress

I’ve moved.

Well I’m still in my trial stage, because my Blogger account is still active, but its just shitty right now. If in case, some miracle happens and I am successful in repairing the damages (which I highly doubt will happen) I have done to it, then I shall delete this account. If not, then I shall just try to move everything from there to here. (I have done this already and I was surprised to learn that it was easy) Aint that grand?

Now all I have to know is how WordPress actually works because I am still unaware of how things work here. It seems a little more difficult than Blogger but I’m sure I’ll get the hang of it soon enough .


Puwedeng Bumati?

nothing interesting to post nowadays. i have writer’s block. hehehehe feeling writer naman ako. but i just couldn’t end my week without another post.

babati na lang ako.

robertisms – Did you get to read my blog in Cairo? Anong hitsura ng blog ko sa Cairo? Pareho lang ba? Hugis Triangle ba ang mga bahay sa Cairo katulad ng Pyramids? Did you walk like an Egyptian?

to troi – Dont worry Troi, pagdalaw ko dyan sa Riyadh one of these days (translation kapag may budget) you will see a new more svelte me, katabi ko na ngang matulog ang Rahma Extra Virgin Olive Oil. kumusta naman kaya iyon? at sabihin mo sa Tatay mo – wala lang.

to twinkle – hindi ko napigilan ang sarili ko, i watched Heroes Episodes 1 to 2 pero hindi ko pa natapos ang Episode 2 kagabi kasi 2am na eh watch pa rin ako, naawa naman ako sa mga eyebags ko this morning, and it doesn’t play in my dvd player, so i only watch it in my laptop, kaya ngayon eto ang resulta – nahihilo ako this morning (kulang sa tulog) at slightly gorgeous lang hahahaha.

to bamba, kapatid tawagan mo naman ako sa aking Toll Free one of these days puwede?

to karlo (Pinoy Blogero) hehehe highest number of comments na ako sa iyong blog, actually kinareer ko talaga yan eh. I hope you don’t mind.

to fionixe – thank you sa laging pagbisita sa aking blog (naiiyak ako hihihihi).

to tripper – salamat po sa lahat ng widget advices, sana wag magsawa. kasi I have so many things to improve.

to mandaya moore – sana mas dalasan mo pa ang pag post ng iyong blogs kasi aliw ako sa mga posts mo. at paki regards ako kay roger – moore (well kahit ako nakornihan sa sarili ko this time)

to tourismoboi – touched naman ako, binibisita mo blog ko.

to misterhubs – ito ang hindi ko maintindihan, lawyer siya ha? pero binibisita ang blog ko? SHET! im so honored. sana maambunan ako ng kaunting intelligence mo. puwede friends tayo. kasi di ba sabi tell me who your friends are blah blah blah ………

alam ninyo frustration ko lang, eto super hindi ko maintindihan kung bakit, pero nagpo post ako ng comments at ng messages sa chatbox ni vegan prince pero hindi niya ako pinapansin. hindi niya ako like? hahahahaha. hmm self pity ito? para akong KSP actually. try ko pa rin mag message, kapag 3 times na hindi pa niya ako pansinin eh tatanggalin ko na siya sa links ko, kasi wala lang ayaw kong maging KSP. does anybody care?

at sa aking legions of fans. isa lang ang masasabi ko.

J – Just
A – Always
P – Pray
A – At
N – Night

at dun sa mga hindi ko nabati, well you’re all in my hearts.

o di ba sabi ko na sa inyo walang akong creativity today? pero ibang level ang kakornihan ko today. dont expect anything funny, puro kakornihan lang today. till saturday again, im starting my weekend tonight.