MOVIE TITLES – TRANSLATED

You might have seen and laughed at these already, but they’re worth a second laugh.

1.  Black Hawk Down – Ibong Maitim sa Ibaba
2.  Dead Man’s Chest – Suso ng Patay
3.  I Know What You Did Last Summer – Uuuyy… Aminin!
4.  Love, Actually – Sa Totoo Lang, Pag-Ibig
5.  Million Dollar Baby – 50 Million Pisong Sanggol (It depends on the exchange rate of      the country)
6.  The Blair Witch Project – Ang proyekto ng Bruhang si Blair
7.   Mary Poppins – Si Mariang May Putok
8.   Snakes on a Plane – Nag-ahasan sa Ere
9.   The Postman Always Rings Twice – Ang Kartero kapag dumutdot laging dalawang beses
10.  Sum of all Fears – Takot mo, Takot ko, takot nating lahat
11.   Swordfish – Talakitok
12.   Pretty woman – Ganda ng Lola mo
13.   Robin Hood, Men in Tights – Si Robin Hood at ang mga Felix Bakat
14.   4 Weddings and a Funeral – Kahit 4 na beses ka pang Magpakasal, Mamamatay ka rin
15.   The Good, The Bad and The Ugly – Ako, Ikaw, Kayong lahat
16.   Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s stone – Adik si harry, tumira ng shabu
17.    Click – Isang Pindot Ka Lang
18.    Brokeback Mountain – Bumigay Sa Bundok
19.    The Day of the Death – Ayaw Tumayo
20.    Waterworld – Basang-Basa
21.    There’s Something About Mary – May Kwan Sa Ano Ni Maria
22.    Employee of the Month – Ang Sipsip
23.    Resident Evil – Ang Biyenan
24.    Kill Bill – Kilitiin Sa Bilbil
25.    The Grudge – Lintik Lang Ang Walang Ganti
26.    Nightmare Before Christmas – Binangungot Sa Noche Buena
27.    Annie Hall – Ang Butas Ni Annie
28.    Never Been Kissed – Pangit Kasi
29.    Gone in 60 Seconds – 1 Round, Tulog
30.    The Fast and the Furious – Ang Bitin, Galit
31.    Too Fast, Too Furious – Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit
32.    Dude, Where’s My Car – Dong, Anong Level Ulit Tayo Nag-Park?
33.    Beauty And The Beast – Ang Asawa Ko at Ang Nanay Nya
34.    The Lord Of The Rings – Ang Alahero 

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