You might have seen and laughed at these already, but they’re worth a second laugh.

1.  Black Hawk Down – Ibong Maitim sa Ibaba
2.  Dead Man’s Chest – Suso ng Patay
3.  I Know What You Did Last Summer – Uuuyy… Aminin!
4.  Love, Actually – Sa Totoo Lang, Pag-Ibig
5.  Million D
ollar Baby – 50 Million Pisong Sanggol (It depends on the exchange rate of      the country)
6.  The Blair Witch Project – Ang proyekto ng Bruhang si Blair
7.   Mary Poppins – Si Mariang May Putok
8.   Snakes on a Plane – Nag-ahasan sa Ere
9.   The Postman Always Rings Twice – Ang Kartero kapag dumutdot laging dalawang beses
10.  Sum of all Fears – Takot mo, Takot ko, takot nating lahat
11.   Swordfish – Talakitok
12.   Pretty woman – Ganda ng Lola mo
13.   Robin Hood, Men in Tights – Si Robin Hood at ang mga Felix Bakat
14.   4 Weddings and a Funeral – Kahit 4 na beses ka pang Magpakasal, Mamamatay ka rin
15.   The Good, The Bad and The Ugly – Ako, Ikaw, Kayong lahat
16.   Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s stone – Adik si harry, tumira ng shabu
17.    Click – Isang Pindot Ka Lang
18.    Brokeback Mountain – Bumigay Sa Bundok
19.    The Day of the Death – Ayaw Tumayo
20.    Waterworld – Basang-Basa
21.    There’s Something About Mary – May Kwan Sa Ano Ni Maria
22.    Employee of the Month – Ang Sipsip
23.    Resident Evil – Ang Biyenan
24.    Kill Bill – Kilitiin Sa Bilbil
25.    The Grudge – Lintik Lang Ang Walang Ganti
26.    Nightmare Before Christmas – Binangungot Sa Noche Buena
27.    Annie Hall – Ang Butas Ni Annie
28.    Never Been Kissed – Pangit Kasi
29.    Gone in 60 Seconds – 1 Round, Tulog
30.    The Fast and the Furious – Ang Bitin, Galit
31.    Too Fast, Too Furious – Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit
32.    Dude, Where’s My Car – Dong, Anong Level Ulit Tayo Nag-Park?
33.    Beauty And The Beast – Ang Asawa Ko at Ang Nanay Nya
34.    The Lord Of The Rings – Ang Alahero



Thanks to ABBA who tagged me. They say this is the in thing nowadays. Anyway, this is a welcome distraction from work, and this makes me look like I am working when I am really not. Pardon me if I seem maasim, today is not a good hair day.

Oh and by the way if I tag you, here are the instructions. Feel free to follow – or not.

What to do:
1. Mention the person who tagged you and create a link back to them.
2. Copy-paste the traits for all the twelve months (see below).
3. Pick your month of birth.
4. Highlight the traits that apply to you.
5. Tag 12 people and let them know by visiting their blogs and leaving a comment for them.
6. Let the person who tagged you know when you’ve done it!

I was born January. So let’s see what they say about me.

Stubborn and Hard Hearted. Stubborn I sometimes am, but Hard Hearted? Never.

Ambitious and Serious. I am

Loves to teach and be taught. Teaching is in my blood.

Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses. I do but only sometimes.

Likes to criticize. Hindi naman masiyado.

Hardworking and productive. Very true. Ehem.

Smart, neat and organized. Very true din. Ehem again.

Sensitive and has deep thoughts. I am sensitive to other people’s feelings.

Knows how to make others happy. Somehow I am thinking sex here.

Quiet unless excited or tensed. I am thinking sex again here.

Rather reserved. I do keep some things bottled up inside me.

Highly attentive. Only to things that are worthy of my attention.

Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. I don’t get sick easily. Palaban ang bacteria ko.

Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. I am romantic and I express love easily.

Loves children. I do.

Loyal. Super loyal to friends.

Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. I am a social person. I get jealous easily.

Very Stubborn and money cautious. Stubborn? A lot. Money Cautious, cant agree.

I am tagging Friendship Robertisms, Iyaan Bobot, Cousin Daniel, Fionixe, Mandaya Moore Orlis, Jackie Baby of Qatar, Karlo of Pinoy Blogero, Jaleesa, Mister Hubs, Turismoboi, Jay from Down Under and The Tripper.

And here are the traits of the 12 months.

The Twelve Months

JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people’s mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.




I am sorry that I have not been posting as often as I did before. The reason – I am confused. I am in another crossroad in my life and I do not know which path to take.  

Rumors have been circulating that our Department is going to close. When I first heard of it, I made  a big joke that I jinx everything I touch. My first office in Riyadh closed after 9 years of operation, I transferred to another Department shortly thereafter. After 5 months in the said department, Head Office requested that I join them. It was a big move but I took the offer and moved to Alkhobar. And now that I am stable here, enjoying the work and my stay, it looks like my jinx has finally made itself felt.

I made the joke. But even I am not laughing.

As of the moment, I am checking out other options, but it seems that the most obvious option and the scariest as well is the one I will eventually take.

I might end up going home.


My Colleague Albert brought his laptop this morning to download a new Anti Virus. While he was downloading, nagpatugtog siya ng songs from his laptop. Nagulat ako sa mga song selections niya. I was surprised in a good way kasi I liked the songs that he played. And since we were at the office, he didn’t turn up the volume. So I was straining to hear the songs that were playing until I found myself na nakatunganga na lang concentrating on the songs at in fairness nag eemote ako. Hahahahaha. Natawa ako sa sarili ko.



I am home alone.

Its comforting that I only clean the dirt I make and the only noise I hear are the noises I make plus the TV ofcourse.

Last week Tuesday – Me and old Flatmate

Wednesday – Me, Dennis, Robert, Rommel and old Flatmate

Thursday – Me, Dennis, Robert, Rommel and a half a dozen transients from Riyadh

Friday, Saturday, Sunday – I’m Home Alone

Being alone has a lot of advantages lemme tell you and that includes walking around the house in my Birthday suit. But when its dark and quiet at night, the faintest bumps are a source of my paranoia. I make sure everything is locked, but even that does not do anything to ease my ever vivid imagination.

New flatmate is set to move in on Thursday so that gives me two more days to be Home Alone. And the thought isn’t comforting for me.

Free Rice


Do you like to have fun with your vocabulary? Would you like to help Feed the Hungry? Then head over to and play their word game. For every correct answer you get, they donate 10 grains of rice through the United Nations. 10 grains? I know it doesn’t sound a lot but the more you play, the more correct answers you make then the more grains are added. The more you play the game, the more clicks you make, the more hits they get and the more revenue they make to give away rice. Alright I think I made sense there. I’ve played the game myself, managed to stay for a long time but then they give me a word that is totally unknown to me. As you get the words right, you move up to the next level, they have 50 levels, and I am not aiming to get that high but it was worth my morning.

So if you’re not too busy at work, go to Its fun and you get to help out in the process. Just don’t blame me if it eats your whole morning ok. I think the makers of this site intended for people to have fun but most importantly, to help out. Go to the site and tell me all about it ok.



 I didn’t get a chance to relax today. Not even a cigarette break. Calls just didn’t stop and I was at a mad rush to confirm all my pendings. I am off tommorow so I usually finish off whatever pendings I have so the guys who are on duty would not have a hard time with my bookings. Its bad enough that they  have to handle all the calls, but if in case I have anything pending then they would have to analyze my bad handwriting and whatever calculations I have in my files. The worst case scenario is if they had a difficult time – they might call and ruin my extended weekend sleep. But busy as I was, I still took time out to play with my cameraphone.

Thank God Its Wednesday.